Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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