does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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