me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Randomize
