Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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