just come out here and I will go home with you...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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