Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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