You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if only i could text you this smell
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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