i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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