wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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