Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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