Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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