with your own penis?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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