I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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