Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i came on her dog
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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