My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Two words: blizzard sex
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