You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
There r osticjed everywhere
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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