I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm getting married
To pizza
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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