We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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