So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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