Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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