She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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