I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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