I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
