yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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