So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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