talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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