Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i believe in u and ur pee
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