And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
