I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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