It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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