I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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