My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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