So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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