i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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