with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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