So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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