what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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