it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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