what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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