I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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