I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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