i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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