she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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