OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
