First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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