this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sorry about my life...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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