Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i just google imaged poop.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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