I think I am morally bankrupt
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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