People with herpes should wear stickers.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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