Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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