It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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