Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
