There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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